VINCE

Vincent wasn't just some dude; he was a full-blown anomaly, a walking, talking paradox that somehow managed to be both viral and utterly obscure. We had to take him down because his existence was literally breaking our algorithms, causing reality itself to glitch out. It wasn't personal; it was preventative maintenance on the universe. (he was bitchin abt it too much cause he too much ON DIHHHH)